International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day

Top o' da Heyblibber ta ya! It's Saint Patrick's Day and we hope you have a bombad one! In honor of the holiday, we're providing you the lyrics to the classic Gungan-Irish song, "Whiskey inda Jar Jar!" Enjoy.

Whiskey inda Jar Jar lyrics

As Mesa was goin' over da Naboo un Gallo mountains.
Mesa saw Captain Tarpals un hisen mula hesa was countin'. 
Mesa firstest produced mesa wangzapper un den produced Mesa lightsaber. 
Mesa spaked "Stand o'er un deliver or Darth Sidious hesa may take yousa!" 

Mesa rain dumb a boomba. 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o, 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o. 
Dare's whiskey inda Jar-Jar-o. 

Mesa took all-n hisen mula un it was a pitty (hot) penny. 
Mesa took all-n hisen mula un Mesa brought it home ta Padmé. 
Shesa swore dat she'd luv mesa, nebber would shesa leave Mesa. 
Boot Darth Sidious take dat woman per yousa know shesa tricked Mesa izzy. 

Mesa ring dumb a boomba. 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o, 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o. 
Dare's whiskey inda Jar-Jar-o. 

Bein drunk un weary Mesa went ta Padmé's chamber. 
Takin' Mesa mula wit Mesa un Mesa nebber knew da danger. 
Per 'bout seeks or mabee sevin in walked Captain Tarpals. 
Mesa jumped up, fired off Mesa wangzappers un Mesa shot hesa wit both barrels. 

Mesa ring dumb a boomba. 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o, 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o. 
Dare's whiskey inda Jar-Jar-o. 

Now some men liken da gooberfishin' un some men liken da porgin', 
Un some men liken ta hear da sound of a bodooka a boombin'. 
Mesa? Mesa liken sleepin' specially in Mesa Padmé's chamber. 
Boot hair Mesa in prison, hair Mesa wit a nuna-ball un chain, yeah. 

Mesa ring dumb a boomba. 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o, 
Whack per Mesa daddy-o. 
Dare's whiskey inda Jar-Jar-o. 

Un Mesa got drunk on whiskey-o 
Un Mesa luv, Mesa luv, Mesa luv, Mesa luv, Mesa luv, Mesa luv Mesa Padmé-o.