Yesterday we looked at what would have happened if Luke had been sent to live with Jar Jar Binks. Today we'll begin looking at what would have happened if his twin sister Leia had been sent to live with Jar Jar instead of Bail Organa.  Instead of saying to Governor Takin,"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board" perhaps she would have said "Bombad Governor Tarkin - mesa should have bein’ expectin’ to be findin’ yousa holdin’ Ani’s leash. Mesa smellin' yousa’s stinkowiff when mesa bein’ brought on board!"