The day started off strange enough for Jar Jar McPotatoFace with some lovely morning munchen. Then he heard some loud nyyyyyyyaing and looked around. There were a bunch of giant weebs heading straight for him! He started sobbing and levitated right into the path of a fabulous man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar McPotatoFace to the forest floor and the weebs passed them by.
Jar Jar McPotatoFace introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon McDodd, a Jedi poser. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar McPotatoFace. Mesa Your Humble body pillow.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon McDodd's padawan Ronnie Kenobi. Jar Jar McPotatoFace offered to take Qui-Gon McDodd and Ronnie Kenobi to his home city of Toys-R-Us-Gunga.
When they arrived at Toys-R-Us-Gunga Boss Lexi, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a flying raccoon to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar McPotatoFace said 'Better mutilated here than mutilated In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the flying raccoon with Qui-Gon McDodd and Ronnie Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the flying raccoon was almost hit by a bad sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another strange sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon McDodd to say 'There’s always a bigger weeaboo.' Jar Jar McPotatoFace explained why he had been expunged from Toys-R-Us-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say marry den kissing Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den expunged .'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core reaches. They then went to Hot Topic where they rescued Queen Vivi from the anime fan Federation. They got on Vivi's possum and headed towards Mars. 'What a disturbing morning' thought Jar Jar McPotatoFace 'Mesa hope nothing else wonderful happens!'