Gungan Jokes #1
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Hey!
Hey what?
Heyblibber!
What did the Gungan wear in her hair?
A Peppi Bow!
What does the Gungan do when he’s pondering something?
Jar Jar Thinks!
What does Boss Nass put in the tank of his heyblibber?
Boss Gas.
What does a Gungan wear when there’s a bit of a chill in the air?
A huffmaker-breaker jacket!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Goober fish
Goober fish who?
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Goober fish
Goober fish who?
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Goober fish
Goober fish who?
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Goober fish
Goober fish who?
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Sando aqua monster
Sando aqua monster who?
Sando aqua monster you glad I didn’t say Goober Fish?
What does the Gungan do when he’s had a long and stressful day at work and he just wants to forget about his troubles for a little while?
Jar Jar Drinks!
What do Gungans call it when they have numbness, tingling and other symptoms in the hand and arm due to getting shocked with an electropole?
Captain Tarpals syndrome!
Why did Boss Nass try to climb into the drum?
Because someone said it was a “bongo” drum and he wanted to go for a ride in the oceans of Naboo!
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Yousa.
Yousa who?
Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die!?!?!?
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