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International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day

Today's Jar Jar Haiku, the 8th in our series, makes reference to the popular Darth Jar Jar theory that Jar Jar was potentially originally supposed to be much more than he seemed, maybe even a Sith Lord or the REAL Phantom Menace controlling everything.