International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day

One of the most romantic songs of all time is God Only Knows by The Beach Boys. How could one possibly make it more romantic you might wonder? By translating it into Gunganese of course! So that's what we've done. Enjoy!

Da Guds Only Know (by Da Beach Boyos)

Mesa may not always luv yousa
Boot longo as dare are stars above yousa
Yousa nebber need ta doubt it
Mesa'll make yousa so sure 'bout it
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa

Iffen yousa should ebber leave mesa
Though life would still g'wan, believe mesa
Da world could show nutten ta mesa
So whata good would livin' do mesa
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa

Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa
Iffen yousa should ebber leave mesa
Though life would still g'wan, believe mesa
Da world could show nutten ta mesa
So whata good would livin' do mesa
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa

Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (Da Guds only know)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (whata I'd besa witout yousa)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (Da Guds only know)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (whata I'd besa witout yousa)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (Da Guds only know)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (whata I'd besa witout yousa)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (Da Guds only know)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa (whata I'd besa witout yousa)
Da Guds only know whata I'd besa witout yousa

It's hard not to think about how much more moving the end of that episode of the Wonder Years where Kevin and Winnie break up would have been, if this version was playing as the two buses symbolically went their separate ways.