Gungan Jokes #1
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85 days until International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day!
Only 85 more days to go until International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day![…]
Jar Jar Haiku #3
Another day, another Jar Jar Binks Haiku.[…]
Cousin Jar Jar lyrics
As you may or may not know, the official song of International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day is the Meco classic “Cousin Jar Jar.” (It’s in our FAQ.) This song, which details Jar Jar’s adventures in a night club, is possibly the greatest song about Jar Jar ever released. However, if you try to find the lyrics to the song on the Internet, it proves impossible. (Also impossible – finding somewhere to purchase the song.)[…]
What if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 2
Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Owen Lars, here’s what Luke might have said after Obi-Wan Jedi mind tricked the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley. Instead of saying “I can’t understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.” he might have said “Mesa nosa understandin’ how wesa gettin’ by dose troops. Mesa tinkin’ wesa ganna die!”[…]
3 months until International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day!
Only 3 more months until the only words you’ll be hearing all day will be in Gungan. If you and your 2 best friends haven’t decided which of you is going to be Jar Jar, Captain Tarpals, or Boss Nass, you better start figuring it out now![…]
Bombad Mother’s Day!
It’s Mother’s Day! And what do mothers love more than even their own children? Why Jar Jar Binks of course! So we’ve put together a number of Jar Jar Binks related Mother’s Day ecards which you can send to the person who gave birth to you or any other mothers in your life.[…]
Jar Jar Haiku #2
Continuing our series of haiku written with Jar Jar Binks in mind, here’s a brand new haiku.[…]
Only 100 more days until International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day!
100 more days until International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day! If yousa weren’t excited before, yousa definitely should be now.[…]
Jar Jar Haiku #1
The other day I was thinking, as I’m sure you all have, “Why isn’t there more Haiku written about Jar Jar Binks?” So I decided to do something about it. Here at the Official International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day page we’ll be writing and releasing Jar Jar Binks Haiku periodically. Here’s the first Jar Jar Haiku:[…]