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Jar Jar Haiku #30

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on August 17th, 2023

Another year, another Jar Jar Haiku. You may know Jar Jar, but you are certainly no Jar Jar:[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #29

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on May 16th, 2022

Another year, another Jar Jar Haiku. You may know Jar Jar, but you are certainly no Jar Jar:[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #28

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on August 10th, 2021

Obi-Wan Kenobi is coming to Disney+ in 2022. Ahmed Best has said that he is not going to be on the show. But maybe if we write a haiku about it, he will be?:[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #27

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on July 15th, 2021

We all know about the Nocombackie Law, but what about the Yescombackie Law? We explore it in our 27th Jar Jar Binks related haiku:[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #26

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on May 5th, 2021

Our 26th Jar Jar Binks themed haiku.[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #25

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on August 17th, 2020

International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day is in only 3 more days. In anticipation of the big day we’ve written our 25th Jar Jar Binks haiku. Here it is:[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #24

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on March 21st, 2020

We’ve written our 24th Jar Jar Binks related haiku. Here it is:[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #23

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on August 8th, 2019

Here’s our 23rd Jar Jar Haiku.[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #22

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on June 7th, 2019

Here’s our 22nd Jar Jar Haiku. Jar Jar was banished for being clumsy, but he’s never been banished from our affections.[…]

Jar Jar Haiku #21

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on March 1st, 2019

Here’s our 21st Jar Jar Haiku. A lot of people are confused as to why Jar Jar and Boss Nass look so different. It’s because they are two different races of Gungans. Jar Jar is an Otolla Gungan, while Boss Nass is an Ankura Gungan.[…]