What if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 2
Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Bail Organa, here’s what Leia might have said after being broken out of her cell by Luke Skywalker and Han Solo on the first Death Star. Instead of saying “This is some rescue. You came in here, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?” she might have said “Dis is one bombad rescue! Yousa comin’ in here – yousa nosa havin’ da plan for gettin’ outta dis?”[…]