International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day

What if the mother that Leia claims to remember in Return of the Jedi was really just Jar Jar Binks masquerading as Padme?

On Natalie Portman’s Birthday, Mark Hamill, who plays Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars films, took to Twitter to inform the world that he had never met Portman. Portman of course played his mother Padmé Amidala, in the prequel trilogy.[]

What if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 2

Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Bail Organa, here’s what Leia might have said after being broken out of her cell by Luke Skywalker and Han Solo on the first Death Star. Instead of saying  “This is some rescue. You came in here, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?” she might have said “Dis is one bombad rescue! Yousa comin’ in here – yousa nosa havin’ da plan for gettin’ outta dis?”[]

What if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 1

Yesterday we looked at what would have happened if Luke Skywalker had been sent off to live with Jar Jar Binks instead of Beru Lars.[]