What if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 3
We all know that Luke Skywalker was brought to Owen and Beru Lars for them to watch over, but what if Obi-Wan had taken Luke to Naboo to be raised by one of his other good friends, Jar Jar Binks, instead? Here’s what Luke might have said when he rescued Princess Leia from her cell on the First Death Star.[…]
What if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 2
Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Owen Lars, here’s what Luke might have said after Obi-Wan Jedi mind tricked the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley. Instead of saying “I can’t understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.” he might have said “Mesa nosa understandin’ how wesa gettin’ by dose troops. Mesa tinkin’ wesa ganna die!”[…]
What if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 1
Luke and Leia were sent off to live with Obi-Wan Kenobi on Tatooine and Bail Organa on Alderaan, respectively, at the end of Revenge of the Sith, but what if one of the twins had been sent to live with someone else? What if Obi-Wan and Yoda decided to place one of them with Anakin and Padmé’s good palo Jar Jar Binks?[…]