{"id":29,"date":"2017-03-03T15:52:19","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T15:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/gungan-platitudes-part-1\/"},"modified":"2024-05-09T00:52:56","modified_gmt":"2024-05-09T00:52:56","slug":"29-gungan-platitudes-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/29-gungan-platitudes-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Gungan Platitudes, Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Gungan people are not only grand warriors, but they also have a grand amount of wisdom!<\/p>\n<p>Here are some popular Gungan Platitudes\u00a0that the Gungans have developed over their long history.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Red Ganya at night, sailor&#8217;s delight, Red Ganya in mornin&#8217;, sailor&#8217;s warnin&#8217;.&#8221; &#8211; Red Sky at night, sailor&#8217;s delight, Red Sky in morning, sailor&#8217;s warning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;See no bad bombin&#8217;, hear no bad bombin&#8217;, spake no bad bombin&#8217;.&#8221; &#8211; See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Da way ta Boss Nass&#8217; heart is through his tum-tum&#8221; &#8211; The way to Boss Nass&#8217; heart is through his stomach.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yousa da weakest link!&#8221; &#8211; A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Da early nuna gets da worm!&#8221; &#8211; The early bird gets the worm.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yousa nosa judgin&#8217; or yousa bein&#8217; judged!&#8221; &#8211; Judge not, that ye be not judged.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t count yousa heyblibbers before yousa purchasin&#8217; dem from da heyblibber dealership!&#8221; &#8211; Don&#8217;t count your heyblibbers, before you purchase them from the heyblibber dealership.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let da sleepin&#8217; gooberfish lie.&#8221; &#8211; Let sleeping gooberfish lie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nosa throwin&#8217; Captain Tarpals out with da bathwater!&#8221; &#8211; Don&#8217;t throw Captain Tarpals out with the bathwater.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Munchin&#8217;, drinkin&#8217;, so smilen, for &#8216;morrow wesa be pasted!&#8221; &#8211; Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If yousa can nosa stand da heat, den boomin&#8217; da gasser.&#8221; &#8211; If you cannot stand the heat, then the oven is going to explode.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mesa liken donuts!&#8221; &#8211; I like donuts!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do as mesa sayin&#8217;, not as mesa doin&#8217;!&#8221; &#8211; Do as I say, not as I do.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hold mesa, like yousa holded mesa by da lake on Naboo.&#8221; &#8211; Hold me, like you held me by the lake on Naboo.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yousa can lead Sio Bibble tada water, but yousa can nosa make Sio Bibble drink it.&#8221; &#8211; You can lead Sio Bibble to water, but you can&#8217;t make him drink it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Gungan people are not only grand warriors, but they also have a grand amount of wisdom! Here are some popular Gungan Platitudes\u00a0that the Gungans have developed over their long history. &#8220;Red Ganya at night, sailor&#8217;s delight, Red Ganya in mornin&#8217;, sailor&#8217;s warnin&#8217;.&#8221; &#8211; Red Sky at night, sailor&#8217;s delight, Red Sky in morning, sailor&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[18,45,2,3,40],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jarjar","tag-gungan","tag-gunganified","tag-jar-jar","tag-jar-jar-binks","tag-list"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1281,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions\/1281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}