{"id":349,"date":"2023-08-17T09:56:59","date_gmt":"2023-08-17T09:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/jar-jar-haiku-30\/"},"modified":"2024-05-08T20:56:17","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T20:56:17","slug":"349-jar-jar-haiku-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/349-jar-jar-haiku-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Jar Jar Haiku #30"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another year, another Jar Jar Haiku. You may know Jar Jar, but you are certainly no Jar Jar:<\/p>\n<p>naboo slug beetles<br \/> found under perlote trees<br \/> oh yummy yummy<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\"><a href=\"..\/ecard\/haiku30\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"itljjbd_photo\" src=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/haiku30.jpg\" alt=\"naboo slug beetles, found under perlote trees, oh yummy yummy\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If you have a Jar Jar Binks themed haiku, go ahead and send it to <a href=\"mailto:mesa@talklikejarjarday.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">us<\/a>. We&#8217;d love to read it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another year, another Jar Jar Haiku. You may know Jar Jar, but you are certainly no Jar Jar: naboo slug beetles found under perlote trees oh yummy yummy \u00a0 If you have a Jar Jar Binks themed haiku, go ahead and send it to us. We&#8217;d love to read it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":847,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[13,2,3,14,12,246,133],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jarjar","tag-haiku","tag-jar-jar","tag-jar-jar-binks","tag-jar-jar-binks-poetry","tag-jar-jar-haiku","tag-poetry","tag-star-wars-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":854,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/854"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}