{"id":37,"date":"2017-03-13T11:10:08","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T11:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-1\/"},"modified":"2024-05-08T20:56:33","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T20:56:33","slug":"what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"What if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we looked at what would have happened if Luke Skywalker had been sent off to live with Jar Jar Binks instead of Beru Lars.<\/p>\n<p>Today we&#8217;ll begin looking at what would have happened if his twin sister Leia had been sent to live with Jar Jar instead of Bail Organa.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of saying to Governor Takin, &#8220;Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader&#8217;s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board&#8221; perhaps she would have said\u00a0&#8220;Bombad Governor Tarkin &#8211; mesa should have bein\u2019 expectin\u2019 to be findin\u2019 yousa holdin\u2019 Ani\u2019s leash. Mesa smellin&#8217; yousa\u2019s stinkowiff when mesa bein\u2019 brought on board!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-488\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\" src=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar.png 900w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar-768x399.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we looked at what would have happened if Luke Skywalker had been sent off to live with Jar Jar Binks instead of Beru Lars. Today we&#8217;ll begin looking at what would have happened if his twin sister Leia had been sent to live with Jar Jar instead of Bail Organa. Instead of saying to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":488,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[2,3,87,4,78],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jarjar","tag-jar-jar","tag-jar-jar-binks","tag-leia-organa","tag-star-wars","tag-what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1220,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/1220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}