{"id":51,"date":"2017-05-21T10:37:32","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T10:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/what-if-luke-skywalker-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-2\/"},"modified":"2024-05-08T20:56:32","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T20:56:32","slug":"51-what-if-luke-skywalker-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/51-what-if-luke-skywalker-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"What if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Owen Lars, here&#8217;s what Luke might have said after Obi-Wan Jedi mind tricked the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley. Instead of saying \u00a0&#8220;I can&#8217;t understand how we got by\u00a0those troops. I thought we were dead.&#8221; he might have said &#8220;Mesa nosa understandin&#8217; how wesa gettin\u2019 by\u00a0dose troops. Mesa tinkin&#8217; wesa ganna die!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-524\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\" src=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/what_if_luke_was_raised_by_jar_jar2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/what_if_luke_was_raised_by_jar_jar2.png 900w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/what_if_luke_was_raised_by_jar_jar2-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/what_if_luke_was_raised_by_jar_jar2-768x399.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Owen Lars, here&#8217;s what Luke might have said after Obi-Wan Jedi mind tricked the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley. Instead of saying \u00a0&#8220;I can&#8217;t understand how we got by\u00a0those troops. I thought we were dead.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[3,104,85,86],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jarjar","tag-jar-jar-binks","tag-jarjar","tag-luke-skywalker","tag-what-if-luke-skywalker-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1206,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/1206"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}