{"id":55,"date":"2017-05-27T10:44:41","date_gmt":"2017-05-27T10:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/gungan-jokes-1\/"},"modified":"2024-05-08T20:56:32","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T20:56:32","slug":"55-gungan-jokes-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/55-gungan-jokes-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Gungan Jokes #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"centered\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-531\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\" src=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/gungan_jokes.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/gungan_jokes.png 358w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/gungan_jokes-291x300.png 291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">Knock knock?<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Hey!<br \/>Hey what?<br \/>Heyblibber!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">What did the Gungan wear in her hair?<br \/>A Peppi Bow!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">What does the Gungan do when he&#8217;s pondering something?<br \/>Jar Jar Thinks!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">What does Boss Nass put in the tank of his heyblibber?<br \/>Boss Gas.<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">What does a Gungan wear when there&#8217;s a bit of a chill in the air?<br \/>A huffmaker-breaker jacket!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">Knock knock!<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Goober fish<br \/>Goober fish who?<br \/>Knock knock?<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Goober fish<br \/>Goober fish who?<br \/>Knock knock?<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Goober fish<br \/>Goober fish who?<br \/>Knock knock?<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Goober fish<br \/>Goober fish who?<br \/>Knock knock?<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Sando aqua monster<br \/>Sando aqua monster who?<br \/>Sando aqua monster you glad I didn&#8217;t say Goober Fish?<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">What does the Gungan do when he&#8217;s had a long and stressful day at work and he just wants to forget about his troubles for a little while?<br \/>Jar Jar Drinks!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">What do Gungans call it when they have numbness, tingling and other symptoms in the hand and arm due to getting shocked with an electropole?<br \/>Captain Tarpals syndrome!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">Why did Boss Nass try to climb into the drum?<br \/>Because someone said it was a &#8220;bongo&#8221; drum and he wanted to go for a ride in the oceans of Naboo!<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\">Knock knock?<br \/>Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>Yousa.<br \/>Yousa who?<br \/>Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die!?!?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock knock?Who&#8217;s there?Hey!Hey what?Heyblibber! What did the Gungan wear in her hair?A Peppi Bow! What does the Gungan do when he&#8217;s pondering something?Jar Jar Thinks! What does Boss Nass put in the tank of his heyblibber?Boss Gas. What does a Gungan wear when there&#8217;s a bit of a chill in the air?A huffmaker-breaker jacket! Knock [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":531,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[18,113,2,3,114,4,5],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jarjar","tag-gungan","tag-gungan-jokes","tag-jar-jar","tag-jar-jar-binks","tag-jokes","tag-star-wars","tag-starwars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1202,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/1202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}