{"id":58,"date":"2017-06-02T10:57:30","date_gmt":"2017-06-02T10:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-2\/"},"modified":"2024-05-08T20:56:32","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T20:56:32","slug":"58-what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/58-what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"What if Leia Organa was raised by Jar Jar Binks? Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Leia Organa\u00a0was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Bail Organa, here&#8217;s what Leia might have said after being broken out of her cell by Luke Skywalker and Han Solo on the first Death Star. Instead of saying \u00a0&#8220;This is some rescue. You came in here, didn&#8217;t you have a plan for getting out?&#8221; she might have said &#8220;Dis is one bombad rescue! Yousa comin&#8217; in here &#8211;\u00a0yousa nosa havin&#8217; da plan for gettin&#8217; outta dis?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"centered\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-537\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\" src=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar2.png 900w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar2-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/what_if_leia_was_raised_by_jar_jar2-768x399.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Leia Organa\u00a0was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Bail Organa, here&#8217;s what Leia might have said after being broken out of her cell by Luke Skywalker and Han Solo on the first Death Star. Instead of saying \u00a0&#8220;This is some rescue. You came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":537,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[18,2,130,4,78],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jarjar","tag-gungan","tag-jar-jar","tag-leia-binks","tag-star-wars","tag-what-if-leia-organa-was-raised-by-jar-jar-binks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1199,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions\/1199"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talklikejarjarday.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}