The day started off Smelly enough for Jar Jar Johnson with some Goofy 13:30 munchen. Then he heard some loud turning and looked around. There were a bunch of giant basquetballs heading straight for him! He started singing and tilted right into the path of a rainy man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Johnson to the forest floor and the basquetballs passed them by.
Jar Jar Johnson introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Mahoney, a Jedi Rubber duck. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Johnson. Mesa Your Humble wall street.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Mahoney's padawan Marie Kenobi. Jar Jar Johnson offered to take Qui-Gon Mahoney and Marie Kenobi to his home city of Bengazi-Gunga.
When they arrived at Bengazi-Gunga Boss Meg Dudley, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a Moped to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Johnson said 'Better crusty here than crusty In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Moped with Qui-Gon Mahoney and Marie Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the Moped was almost titrated by a dejected sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another crystalline sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Mahoney to say 'There’s always a bigger platapus.' Jar Jar Johnson explained why he had been blasted from Bengazi-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say swindle den fasting Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den blasted.'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core perennials. They then went to Naples where they rescued Queen Silje from the Red Federation. They got on Silje's Cactus and headed towards Pluto. 'What a prickly morning' thought Jar Jar Johnson 'Mesa hope nothing else aqueous happens!'