International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day
Bombad Blanks - An Eventful Morning by Max

The day started off Biggengen enough for Jar Jar Masotto with some Bitty Evening munchen. Then he heard some loud Pooping and looked around. There were a bunch of giant Gungans heading straight for him! He started Jumping and Flew right into the path of a Boss man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Masotto to the forest floor and the Gungans passed them by.

Jar Jar Masotto introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Nass, a Jedi Naboo. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Masotto. Mesa Your Humble Geonosis.'

They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Nass's padawan Ani Kenobi. Jar Jar Masotto offered to take Qui-Gon Nass and Ani Kenobi to his home city of Cloud City-Gunga.

When they arrived at Cloud City-Gunga Boss Jango Fett, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a Black Hawk to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Masotto said 'Better Mandalorian here than Mandalorian In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Black Hawk with Qui-Gon Nass and Ani Kenobi.

While traveling through the Core the Black Hawk was almost Jetpacked by a Bitty sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another Green sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Nass to say 'There’s always a bigger Mineock.' Jar Jar Masotto explained why he had been Pushed from Cloud City-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say Slicing den Bad Feeling Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den Pushed.'

The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core Force-Sensitive. They then went to Otoh Gunga where they rescued Queen Master Winder from the Sith Federation. They got on Master Winder's Senate and headed towards Jakku. 'What a Hungry morning' thought Jar Jar Masotto 'Mesa hope nothing else Tired happens!'