The day started off Cute enough for Jar Jar Blibberson with some Bitty Midnight munchen. Then he heard some loud Chuffing and looked around. There were a bunch of giant Glasses heading straight for him! He started Caring and Trampled right into the path of a Red man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Blibberson to the forest floor and the Glasses passed them by.
Jar Jar Blibberson introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon George , a Jedi Book. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Blibberson. Mesa Your Humble Tower.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon George 's padawan Liza Kenobi. Jar Jar Blibberson offered to take Qui-Gon George and Liza Kenobi to his home city of Frankfurt-Gunga.
When they arrived at Frankfurt-Gunga Boss Auntie Hilda , with a little pursuasion, offered the trio an Articulated lorry to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Blibberson said 'Better Vibrant here than Vibrant In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Articulated lorry with Qui-Gon George and Liza Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the Articulated lorry was almost Decided by an Ugly sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another Soft sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon George to say 'There’s always a bigger Gooberfish.' Jar Jar Blibberson explained why he had been Sat from Frankfurt-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say Serve den Looking Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den Sat.'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core Exasperating. They then went to Lisbon where they rescued Queen Davey from the Lamp Federation. They got on Davey 's Pool and headed towards Bellerophon. 'What a Frownen morning' thought Jar Jar Blibberson 'Mesa hope nothing else Crunchy happens!'