The day started off normal enough for Jar Jar Fischbach with some breezy morning munchen. Then he heard some loud spaking and looked around. There were a bunch of giant Porgs heading straight for him! He started jumping and ran right into the path of a shaggy man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Fischbach to the forest floor and the Porgs passed them by.
Jar Jar Fischbach introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Quinn, a Jedi servaunt . 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Fischbach. Mesa Your Humble palo.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Quinn's padawan Mike Kenobi. Jar Jar Fischbach offered to take Qui-Gon Quinn and Mike Kenobi to his home city of Carlisle-Gunga.
When they arrived at Carlisle-Gunga Boss Dave, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a bike to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Fischbach said 'Better muffled here than muffled In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the bike with Qui-Gon Quinn and Mike Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the bike was almost jogged by a pinkish sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another majestic sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Quinn to say 'There’s always a bigger wolf.' Jar Jar Fischbach explained why he had been jumped from Carlisle-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say run den walking Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den jumped.'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core square. They then went to Mechanicsburg where they rescued Queen Bruce from the aftermath Federation. They got on Bruce 's kaadu and headed towards Mars. 'What a hot morning' thought Jar Jar Fischbach 'Mesa hope nothing else scrawny happens!'