The day started off stinkowiff enough for Jar Jar Bezos with some furry nap time munchen. Then he heard some loud smacking and looked around. There were a bunch of giant fingers heading straight for him! He started slurping and hopped right into the path of a thicc man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Bezos to the forest floor and the fingers passed them by.
Jar Jar Bezos introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Musk, a Jedi juul. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Bezos. Mesa Your Humble air pod.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Musk's padawan Jeff Kenobi. Jar Jar Bezos offered to take Qui-Gon Musk and Jeff Kenobi to his home city of Crema-Gunga.
When they arrived at Crema-Gunga Boss mitski, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a Nuna to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Bezos said 'Better crispy here than crispy In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Nuna with Qui-Gon Musk and Jeff Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the Nuna was almost exploded by a lit sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another burnt sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Musk to say 'There’s always a bigger raboon.' Jar Jar Bezos explained why he had been danced from Crema-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say grab den screaming Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den danced.'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core bitty. They then went to The Big Apple where they rescued Queen Nick Kroll from the rubber duck Federation. They got on Nick Kroll's weed and headed towards Xandar. 'What a sticky morning' thought Jar Jar Bezos 'Mesa hope nothing else stinkowiff happens!'