International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day
Bombad Blanks - An Eventful Morning by Melissa

The day started off warm enough for Jar Jar Binks with some frigid noon munchen. Then he heard some loud doing and looked around. There were a bunch of giant fishes heading straight for him! He started paddlewompy and was right into the path of an idiotic man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Binks to the forest floor and the fishes passed them by.

Jar Jar Binks introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Bowser, a Jedi whale. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Binks. Mesa Your Humble wangzapper.'

They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Bowser's padawan Tommy Kenobi. Jar Jar Binks offered to take Qui-Gon Bowser and Tommy Kenobi to his home city of Chicago-Gunga.

When they arrived at Chicago-Gunga Boss Laura, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a Toyota to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Binks said 'Better optimistic here than optimistic In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Toyota with Qui-Gon Bowser and Tommy Kenobi.

While traveling through the Core the Toyota was almost were by an eery sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another boring sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Bowser to say 'There’s always a bigger Blarth.' Jar Jar Binks explained why he had been went from Chicago-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say bein' den shutting Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den went.'

The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core dull. They then went to Cleveland where they rescued Queen Bojangles from the cup Federation. They got on Bojangles's door and headed towards Naboo. 'What a dry morning' thought Jar Jar Binks 'Mesa hope nothing else wet happens!'