International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day
Bombad Blanks - An Eventful Morning by QuiGon

The day started off shitty enough for Jar Jar Jinn with some happy Second breakfast munchen. Then he heard some loud Killing and looked around. There were a bunch of giant Cats heading straight for him! He started Playing and Caught right into the path of a Blue man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Jinn to the forest floor and the Cats passed them by.

Jar Jar Jinn introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Blythe, a Jedi Computer. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Jinn. Mesa Your Humble Tank.'

They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Blythe's padawan Jon Kenobi. Jar Jar Jinn offered to take Qui-Gon Blythe and Jon Kenobi to his home city of LA-Gunga.

When they arrived at LA-Gunga Boss Robin, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a Heyblibber to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Jinn said 'Better Tall here than Tall In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Heyblibber with Qui-Gon Blythe and Jon Kenobi.

While traveling through the Core the Heyblibber was almost Shot by a Round sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another Silver sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Blythe to say 'There’s always a bigger Cow.' Jar Jar Jinn explained why he had been Tipped from LA-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say Write den Calling Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den Tipped.'

The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core Heavy. They then went to NYC where they rescued Queen Lou from the Phone Federation. They got on Lou's House and headed towards Tatooine. 'What a Sandy morning' thought Jar Jar Jinn 'Mesa hope nothing else Dead happens!'