The day started off sandy enough for Jar Jar Female Blarth with some course second breakfast munchen. Then he heard some loud sleeping and looked around. There were a bunch of giant Penises heading straight for him! He started irritating and turnded right into the path of a rough man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Female Blarth to the forest floor and the Penises passed them by.
Jar Jar Female Blarth introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Darth Sand, a Jedi Beer. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Female Blarth. Mesa Your Humble Saber-lighty.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Darth Sand's padawan Xandros Kenobi. Jar Jar Female Blarth offered to take Qui-Gon Darth Sand and Xandros Kenobi to his home city of Paris-Gunga.
When they arrived at Paris-Gunga Boss Jar Jar, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a Speeder to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Female Blarth said 'Better boring here than boring In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the Speeder with Qui-Gon Darth Sand and Xandros Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the Speeder was almost choked by a sexy sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another lazy sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Darth Sand to say 'There’s always a bigger Gungan.' Jar Jar Female Blarth explained why he had been lookeeee from Paris-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say shout den racing Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den lookeeee.'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core hard. They then went to Gungan City where they rescued Queen Annie from the Pod Federation. They got on Annie's Chancelor and headed towards Tatoine. 'What a dumb morning' thought Jar Jar Female Blarth 'Mesa hope nothing else loud happens!'