The day started off mighty enough for Jar Jar Skywalker with some bombad morning munchen. Then he heard some loud fighting and looked around. There were a bunch of giant Jedi heading straight for him! He started weakling and ran right into the path of a hot man who was running in the opposite direction. The man knocked Jar Jar Skywalker to the forest floor and the Jedi passed them by.
Jar Jar Skywalker introduced himself to the man who was named Qui-Gon Palpatine, a Jedi cat. 'Mesa Culled Jar Jar Skywalker. Mesa Your Humble planet.'
They were soon joined by Qui-Gon Palpatine's padawan Qui-Gon Kenobi. Jar Jar Skywalker offered to take Qui-Gon Palpatine and Qui-Gon Kenobi to his home city of Tatooine-Gunga.
When they arrived at Tatooine-Gunga Boss Boss Nass, with a little pursuasion, offered the trio a scooter to go through the Planet Core. Jar Jar Skywalker said 'Better nasty here than nasty In Da Core' but then thought better of it and got in the scooter with Qui-Gon Palpatine and Qui-Gon Kenobi.
While traveling through the Core the scooter was almost walked by a nice sea creature but that sea creature was eaten by another mean sea creature first, prompting Qui-Gon Palpatine to say 'There’s always a bigger womprat.' Jar Jar Skywalker explained why he had been skid from Tatooine-Gunga in the first place - 'Yud-Say skid den youngling Der Boss's Heyblibber, Den skid.'
The three managed to make it out of the Planet Core rude. They then went to Coronet City where they rescued Queen Anakin from the lightsaber Federation. They got on Anakin's poodoo and headed towards Naboo. 'What a dark morning' thought Jar Jar Skywalker 'Mesa hope nothing else darker happens!'