Gungan Platitudes, Part 1

The Gungan people are not only grand warriors, but they also have a grand amount of wisdom!

Here are some popular Gungan Platitudes that the Gungans have developed over their long history.

“Red Ganya at night, sailor’s delight, Red Ganya in mornin’, sailor’s warnin’.” – Red Sky at night, sailor’s delight, Red Sky in morning, sailor’s warning.

“See no bad bombin’, hear no bad bombin’, spake no bad bombin’.” – See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

“Da way ta Boss Nass’ heart is through his tum-tum” – The way to Boss Nass’ heart is through his stomach.

“Yousa da weakest link!” – A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

“Da early nuna gets da worm!” – The early bird gets the worm.

“Yousa nosa judgin’ or yousa bein’ judged!” – Judge not, that ye be not judged.

“Don’t count yousa heyblibbers before yousa purchasin’ dem from da heyblibber dealership!” – Don’t count your heyblibbers, before you purchase them from the heyblibber dealership.

“Let da sleepin’ gooberfish lie.” – Let sleeping gooberfish lie.

“Nosa throwin’ Captain Tarpals out with da bathwater!” – Don’t throw Captain Tarpals out with the bathwater.

“Munchin’, drinkin’, so smilen, for ‘morrow wesa be pasted!” – Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

“If yousa can nosa stand da heat, den boomin’ da gasser.” – If you cannot stand the heat, then the oven is going to explode.

“Mesa liken donuts!” – I like donuts!

“Do as mesa sayin’, not as mesa doin’!” – Do as I say, not as I do.

“Hold mesa, like yousa holded mesa by da lake on Naboo.” – Hold me, like you held me by the lake on Naboo.

“Yousa can lead Sio Bibble tada water, but yousa can nosa make Sio Bibble drink it.” – You can lead Sio Bibble to water, but you can’t make him drink it.

by International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day on March 3rd, 2017

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