International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day

Continuing our investigation into how things would have been different if Luke Skywalker was raised by Jar Jar Binks instead of Owen Lars, here's what Luke might have said after Obi-Wan Jedi mind tricked the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley. Instead of saying  "I can't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead." he might have said "Mesa nosa understandin' how wesa gettin’ by dose troops. Mesa tinkin' wesa ganna die!"