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The other day I heard the classic 80's song 99 Red Balloons and naturally couldn't help thinking, as I do now for everything, "What would those lyrics be in Gungan?" So naturally I translated it. Here are the lyrics. 

Nineety-Ninee Red Balloonos Lyrics

Yousa un Mesa ina bitty Toydarian's shop
Buy a bag of balloonos witda mula wesa got 
Set dem free at da break o' dawn 
'til una by una, theysa gone 
Backin at base, slug-beetles inda software 
Boom da message, "Sumptin's out dare"
Floatin' inda summer ganya 
Nineety-Ninee red balloonos goen by 

Nineety-Ninee red balloonos 
Floatin' inda summer ganya 
Bombad bells, it'sa red alert 
Dare's sumptin hair from sumwhere else 
Da war mackineek, it springs ta life 
Opens up una eager peeper 
Focusin' it onda ganya 
As Nineety-Ninee red balloonos goen by 

Nineety-Ninee Decision Street 
Nineety-Ninee Reps meet 
Ta worry, worry, super-scurry 
Call out da troops now ina hurry 
Dissen whata wesa waited per 
Dissen it, boyos, dissen war 
Da Boss is onda line 
As Nineety-Ninee red balloonos goen by 

Nineety-Ninee Jedi Knights of da air 
Ride bombad high-tech jet fighters 
Everyone's a bombad hero 
Everyone's a Cap'n Tarpals 
Wit orders ta identify 
Ta clarify un classify 
Scramble inda summer ganya 
Nineety-Ninee red balloonos goen by 
Nineety-Ninee red balloonos goen by 

Nineety-Ninee dreams my've had 
In ebbery una a red balloono 
It'sa all over un Mesa standin' pitty 
In dis dust dat was Theed City 
Iffen Mesa could find a souvenir 
Jusa ta prove Naboo was hair. 
Un hair is, a red balloono
Metinks of yousa un let it goen

I don't think there's ever been a peppier song about nuclear war, and I imagine it would be even peppier if Gungans were singing it with music by Augie's Great Municipal Band.